Post by Sachi on Aug 22, 2024 17:37:01 GMT -6
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Hey, Basariters!
The disappearance of Naho Saenoki and Kou Kibiki have taken the web by storm!
In case you’ve been living under a rock (lol), Naho Saenoki was an occultic researcher who managed a blog quite similar to this one. She was considered something of a prodigy in the industry. Under the mentorship of paranormal writer Kou Kibiki, her future was practically set in stone as the one who would bring the occult once more to the public eye. Her blog averaged tens of thousands of daily visits, and she was even popular enough to get her own radio show!
As an aside, in the opinion of your NEET God, Saenoki had one and only one paranormal skill: the ability to publish her articles only moments before your very own KiriKiriBasara! What’s worse, she even denied the opportunity to become affiliates with us! Clearly, she had something to hide. But personal biases aside!
Saenoki disappeared following a “huge lead” and one final blog post, which has since been deleted and lost to the passage of time… until today!
That’s right! Your very own NEET God has made contact with an anonymous associate of Saenoki (at no small personal cost). And wouldn’t you know it - this associate saved a copy of the blog post to her personal computer! I’ve attached it to the bottom of this article - but don’t go reading just yet!
According to my source, the post was deleted by administrators of the blogging site for unknown reasons. This understandably has put something of a wrench in the plans of those that are trying to locate Saenoki, but worry not, for all will be revealed to you shortly!
In a quick summary of events, the post discussed a new magical charm Saenoki had discovered. Known as the “Sachiko Ever After”, it was a friendship ritual involving a paper doll. Essentially, everyone involved in the ritual would stay friends forever no matter what hardships came their way.
But that certainly begs the question - why was this worth removing?! Why was this Saenoki’s final post before disappearing into the aether?! And what about her mentor? Where did he run off to?!
Thankfully for you all, your humble researchers at KiriKiriBasara have taken it upon themselves to solve these mysteries! Beginning with a reenactment of the very “Sachiko Ever After” ritual performed by Saenoki herself! Will this ritual lead us to her, or turn up a dead end… you’ll have to wait to find out!
What’s more, this event is going to be livestreamed for all to see! Make sure you tune in to KiriKiriBasara only a few short days from now in order to be a part of history!
As always, feel free to contact me for any affiliate or business opportunities.
Okay Basariters, rip it apart.
{(A screenshot of another blog is attached)}